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I still don’t message anyone first but still, so far, 22 have messaged me.
Twenty-four hours have passed and my ‘swipe slut’ ban has lifted, but I decide to concentrate on the conversations instead.
One of the most annoying things about being single is that your married friends often accuse you of being picky, as if there was a whole world of soul mates out there, not just one. SUNDAY It’s day one, I’m an hour in and I’ve already swiped right on 80 men, most of whom would have been definite left swipes. Tinder is my favourite way of meeting men, precisely because you don’t have to talk to the ones you’re not attracted to.
So, to prove I’m really not picky I decided to swipe right to EVERY man on Tinder for a week. It’s like having a bodyguard who puts a hand on unwanted suitors’ shoulders and says ‘the lady said no’. As I drive to work I hear several little pings meaning new messages and feel a mixture of pleasure and guilt. Still, I have 43 matches and seven messages before 9am.
Luring the creators of Viz to London is in itself a remarkable feat, according to their pink-lipsticked office manager, Stevie.
Said I weren't gonna reply because you were begging it But now look what I've done, you twat!