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Underneath the surface, however, things are not what they seem.
Simon hunts through online chat rooms and message boards, searching for the perfect girl: beautiful, shy, and suicidal.
It now looks like the mother of vamp-fiction Anne Rice, known for her series of twelve #The Vampire Chronicles books, has set her cold-blooded sights on hot-blooded male #Matt Bomer.
Adapted into 1994's Interview with the Vampire and 2002's Queen of the Damned, it appears the live action versions of Rice's work are far from dead and buried.
Breathtaking, lyrical camera movement and unconventional framing capture beautifully macabre images, while the evocative music and sound design complete the sensory tour de force.
The author finally got the rights back off Universal and her son Christopher will serve as an executive producer.
Simon has a particular condition: he is compelled to drink blood.
Acclaimed Japanese director Iwai Shunji (makes his first-English language feature and demonstrates that he is a master of cinematic storytelling in any language.
"Is that a stake in your pants, or are you just pleased to see me?
" There is no denying that vampires still mean big business for Hollywood, with The Vampire Diaries currently airing its eighth and final series.
Vampires attract a loyal fanbase, I mean, who hasn't fantasized about Angel, Spike, or Eric Northman sinking their fangs (and more) into you?